I have written a poem inspired by Dr Seuss

Facebook wouldn't accept this post, so I had to put it here - either it's too long or they are too judgemental about my poetic ability.

The Cat Mouse in the Hat House
By Dr Zeus


My wife went to the kitchen, to get some food she would share,
But something had beaten her, something was there,
What could it be in the cupboard down the end?
What would it take to make her hair stand on end?
Could it be we have a Mouse in the House?
Too make Cath jump up then jump down and wave arms all about?

“Never you fear” said I to my friend,
“ I will catch you this mouse,  on me you may depend”
“I will chase him and trap him, he won’t get away”
“Darwin the dog will help me this day”

With the wife off to work and the kids sent to school,
I was enjoying the peace, ignoring responsibility like a fool,
I settled down with a book, a good one I’m sure,
Then that cheeky f**king mouse ran right across the floor.
“Get him!” I cried to my faithful hound,
But that lazy bastard was nowhere to be found.
So I reached for the phonebook, the phone and thought “sh*t”,
Then I called rentokill and ordered a gangland style hit.

Enjoy yourself mousie, enjoy your last dance,
My assassin is coming, you don’t stand a chance.
And as for that mutt, so called “man’s best friend”…
Here is my boot meeting your lazy back end!